So, I Get Paid In The Morning...

...and that doesn't mean jack shit, really. I owe most of it out to ex-girlfriends, ex-drug dealers and the P.O.T. Fund. Well, I don't owe more than half of it, but fifty percent is sure a hefty chunk. Anyways, the point of this blog entry was to write a bunch of things I wish I had, sort of within economical reason - in terms of: probably won't be able to afford the shit all at once, but within reason because it is possible for any one person to eventually accumulate all these things throughout the course of a number of years. So, on that note...let's begin!

First of all, I'd want some new computer stuff; accessories, gadgets, games, software, hardware, whatever. I wouldn't get a new computer (not a PC, anyways. I would get a Mac, however), because the one I got works fine, it just looks like shit due to it being stripped for external parts, not to mention accidentally burned/plastic melted off the front of the casing from being leaned up against a heat-register for a month or more while being held hostage for ransom in a drug dealer's house a long while back ( *deep breath intake* )
NOW. Where was I...oh, yes. Of course, computer shit. I'd get a new awesome audio card/sound card or whatever, an external hard drive with 1 TB capacity (1000 GB) as well...more RAM maybe. An even more bitchin' vid card than I have now...a nice printer/scanner, a sweet webcam with awesome clarity for my After Dark solo porno underground business featuring mostly midgets and BBWs shhhhh..... ;)
Also, celery, grape jelly...shit wrong list, my bad. Thats it for PC stuff. Id also get: a bag of weed (LARGE), an I HEART NY t-shirt shipped straight from like Rhode Island or somewhere like that so it's fake to me but matches my pride and dignity deep inside of my pinkish-red heart, a pair of those glasses with magnets in the sides so you can have the mickey mouse flapper things if you please or don't, some LA Gear sneakers with the lights on 'em n shit, legally change my name to 'Rick but keep my last name because that sort of thing is funny to me, lets see what else...a couple grapefruits, some palmolive...and don't forget the Junior Juice boxes, aisle three next to the (wu)Tang and that ol' Minute Maid bitch.

Pizzle-dizzle! Sucka

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